笑

我笑

因为与大伙儿聚餐

虽没什么山珍海味

没有燕窝鱼翅鲍鱼

在连绵细雨的中午

在青虫季节的傍晚

享用热喷喷的火锅

吃着是温暖与幸福

我笑

因为难得一起生活

但几个小时的相处

时间似乎缓慢下来

大家一起谈笑风声

忙碌抛到九霄云外

忧虑埋到地底千尺

享受连戏剧的诙谐

这就是假期的乐趣

Life Ain't Really Suck

Can you live stronger than this tiny beetle?

Jumping off the building, what an emo teen

That shows why you are not living that keen

In the process you damage your spleen

Your soul breaks, no where to be seen

I see you fell into the underground pit

You found drug and developed a habit

Drug gives your throat a quick slit

The Grim Reaper will give you a bit

It's cool to see the tattoo on your wrist

But that ain't nice fighting with your fist

I bet you are just like living in the mist

Only the cops will give your life a twist

Hey, I know life ain't that smooth-sailing

It's pointless to go moaning and wailing

All you need to get is a counselling

Before your great life start failing

Welcome to the counselling session

You ain't giving the wrong impression

Tell me that your life is full of passion

While I'm listening to your confession

Trapped in there I suffocate

Helping you to resuscitate

But the oxygen won't hesitate

Well...I just hope it's not too late

Don't just be a sitting duck

Waiting for your faint luck

Throwing away all your buck

Tell you, life ain't really suck

It's You after A and B

I don't know how you feel

Is it bitter like orange peel?

My heart is not worth a kill

But I can help to pay your bill

I am sitting far, far away

Looking at how your hair sway

Your hair is as hot as ginger

My heart was in total danger

In shopping mall I chew M&M

Me enjoy listening to Eminem

You enjoy listening to Song Hye-kyo

Playing with the thin string of yoyo

Tell me you like rose or tulip

So that my mind won't slip

Oh, I don't know how to dance

God, my mind is in a trance

I've started to fall for you

Just like I love cordon bleu

I think it's you after A and B

Are you my girlfriend-to-be?

Epic Conversations

Girl: I'm not slim and sexy.

Guy: What I'm searching for is not a supermodel.

Girl: I'm not pretty.

Guy: What I'm searching for is not a fairy.

Girl: I don't know how to cook.

Guy: What I'm searching for is not a chef.

Girl: I'm not good in academics.

Guy: What I'm searching for is not a genius.

Girl: I'm not gentle enough.

Guy: What I'm searching for is not a maid.

Girl: Then...what are you searching for?

Guy: I'm searching for you...Coz all I need is you.

(Seen on Facebook, translated from Chinese language)

My Advices:

1. Guys, just be yourself, be gentle and be romantic to the one you loved...Girls love sweet things like ice-cream, chocolates, candies and of course your sweet words. Be creative...Sometimes, a simple gifts will even melt her heart like peanut butter under the hot sun...Pricey gifts are not always an option...XD

2. Girls, appreciate the one and only guy that always stay by your side, give a shoulder for you to lean on and listen to you...whenever you were in the tears of happiness or sadness...Be confidence...A guy won't choose to love you, if you are not special to him...Useful gifts are more practical than pricey gifts...XD

3. Always spend some time to communicate, laugh and joke with your loved ones ( don't forget your parents too), even if both individuals were busy with own life...Coz that shows how much you love and care...

4. Be honest and trustworthy in a relationship...Girl friends/ Boy friends aren't your kindergarten playmates...Even Pinocchio knows when to stop telling lies...Coz he knows having a long nose is not charming at all...

5. Guys, don't be a green-eyed monster like The Hulk...Coz the moment you showed your jealousy, you were exposing your lack of confidence to the guy, that might walk away with your girl; Girls, unleash your jealousy...Coz that shows how much you were in love with your man...And you will scare your competitors away...XD

Easier said than done...Why not prove it now? XD

Si Botak 洗波大

原来

发型对一个人的形象那么重要

一旦剪了botak （波大）

拍照时

面部表情僵硬

皮笑肉不笑

露出诡异的笑容

女生们都会异口同声地

叫你变态佬

哈哈哈（我真的那么变态吗？）

何谓变态呢？

日语就是hentai

但变态这词

基本上

用不到在我身上

虽然有时候我说话

带有戏弄、嘲笑的语气

但我唯一能自豪的

就是我尊重女生

我不曾调戏女生

不曾言语或肢体上

骚扰过任何人

哇哈哈

所以我是清白的

这一次3号头只是

一个形象的改变

也是愿望实现后

对神明的一个承诺

想着

这决定是不后悔的

因为我遵守诺言

虽不是一个完全信神者

但我接受他的庇佑

对了

就像钱一样

花了要努力奋斗地去赚回

头发失去了却能自然长回

不说话

不说话

不代表

我哑巴

不说话

不代表

我无情

不说话

不代表

我失意

不说话

不代表

我肤浅

不说话

不代表

我厌倦

不说话

不代表

我悲伤

不说话

不代表

我愤怒

不说话

不代表

我害羞

不说话

不代表

没话题

不说话

是因为

我深思

不说话

是因为

我疲倦

不说话

是因为

我生病

不说话

是因为

我了解

不说话

是因为

我观察

不说话

是因为

我聆听

不说话

是因为

我微笑

不说话

是因为

我忍耐

不说话

是因为

不相识

第一天开学

Pem (BC) 17 女1男(2009年)

果然在我预料之中

有些人换了新发型

有些人穿了新衣服

但每个人脸上挂着

都是很灿烂的笑容

我则耍酷在旁观察

虽然未知考试成绩

只知道华语过关了

多谢小周报的喜讯

但未知自己是黑羊

也许老杨还未公布

只愿他“口”下留情

小周依然口齿伶俐

抛问题犹如抛飞镖

找不到杰费理医生

原来他娘亲过世了

手语专家阿美先生

逗趣搞笑还扮鹦鹉

第一天新学期开始

以茫茫的心期待着

但我脚步轻快得很

内心的修罗沸腾着

准备迎接它的到来

重燃内心里的决心

明天开学了

回忆-2年前

光阴似箭

明天师范学院又开学了

突然感觉有点不习惯

在家三个星期了

星期日是周末

而吉打州、吉兰丹州和丁加奴州

则似乎与众不同

一大清早就要起床了

准备上课去

话说一个马来西亚

但就连每一州的周末都不能统一

也许是一个马来“狭”吧

明天一早

肯定又和班上那17朵花见面

在想着每个都还是那么苗条

还是Kungfu Panda般可爱了？

3个星期在家里闲着

好吃、好住、好睡

同学们遇到了

肯定有聊不完的话题

肯定有人换了新发型

肯定有人换了新衣裳

有人在微笑、傻笑、冷笑

有人在发呆、发梦、发福

有人在自闭、自恋、自慰

看见老杨

我的心里战战兢兢

希望我这一次

不再被宣布是班上的黑羊

从小学到师范

考试与我们形影不离

在考场上每个人都是黑马

但混在黑马当中

必定有一只黑羊

现在我只能默默祈祷

只求考试过关

讽刺的是

考试就能决定

一个未来教师的优秀吗？

想着想着

疑神疑鬼、杞人忧天

2012世界末日吗？

放马过来吧

反正一生只能死一次

有人会大难不死

避过死神和灾难

预言和预感存在了

明天还是一样过

与其在这胡言乱语

倒不如熨衣去

毕竟明天开学了

人的一生有成有败

教师和企业家

毫无分别，谁都一样

在那意气风发、风采迷人的一刻

也曾经拥有堕落、颓废的一刹那

只要越战越勇

过着快乐而中庸的师范生活

何乐而不为呢？

What Should I Do?

Please tell me what should I do?

If I see her frowning like a Dodo.

She's not a girl from the era of Edo.

Neither living in a luxurious condo.

I like her, real and simple.

She's gorgeous in purple.

Stepping out from the temple.

I suddenly have goose pimple.

She makes me tell her a joke.

But she suddenly gets a choke.

Luckily, I was not broke.

So, I plan to buy her a Coke.

I always want to see her smiles.

Away she lives thousand miles.

Saw her teeth arranged like tiles.

My heart beats as fast as missiles.

Wow, her hair shapes like blobs.

I am not munching corncobs.

Not wearing any Marc Jacobs.

But I had worked a few jobs.

I just don't want to see her cry.

A tissue to wipe her tears dry.

Look, I always give my best try.

Coz I'm not a small, timid fry.

The ballad of pair of doves.

Ends with peace and love.

Her hand in satin gloves.

Pure white as garlic clove.

今天，你快乐吗？

何谓快乐？快乐就是你我都想获得和追求的情感，但在现实生活中，真正快乐的人可能屈指可数吧...其实，21世纪人类的幸福指数与物质财富并不同步。为何雨后春笋般的物质没有让我们快乐呢？

看别人精明能干，我们自叹弗如；看到身边的人一个个功成名就，升官发财，我们嫉妒而不服；看别人穿名牌，自己穿廉价的地摊货，心有不愤...我们的物质生活越提高，让我们不快乐的东西也就越多。

人类的眼睛又时候看外界看得太多，就往往忽略了看心灵。我们时常觉得不快乐，就是计较得太多。我们很少想到自己已经拥有的，却总是想着自己没有的。当我们常常抱怨自己所没有的，人当然就无法快乐起来。

我们不妨扪心自问，很多时候要让自己满足并不太难，吃饱穿暖、工作生活安稳、身体健康、人际和谐、家庭美满，就应该快乐无比了。虽然如此，人往往有太多比较心、欲求不满或贪婪，内心就会逐渐失去平衡点，无法满足这些单纯自然的快乐。

事实上，快乐是源自内心的力量，并非由外界的事物所影响。生活的每一刻，每一秒要如何渡过，要快乐与否，完全掌握在我们手中，而不是别人帮我们决定。相信每个人类都有一个丰富细腻的感情，在内心深处都渴望能拥有快乐，但这种快乐往往被我们所承担的社会角色所掩盖。

虽说人类并没有三头六臂，但不管在现在或未来都会有多重身份，如：儿女、妻子与丈夫、母亲与父亲、下属和上司等。在未来，尤其在扮演了父母亲的角色后，为子女付出，赚钱养家，很多人就这样把自己的快乐给忘了。

一位著名电视主持吴小莉曾经说过：“当我们是小孩子的时候，快乐很单纯，长大后倘若要维持快乐，则需要智慧。” 所以，结论是：人类啊！学会在忙碌的身影中与匆匆的脚步里穿插，把快乐送给自己，同时也把它“感染”给周围心爱的人。:-)