Monday, June 27, 2011

Life Ain't Really Suck

Can you live stronger than this tiny beetle?


Jumping off the building, what an emo teen
That shows why you are not living that keen
In the process you damage your spleen
Your soul breaks, no where to be seen

I see you fell into the underground pit
You found drug and developed a habit
Drug gives your throat a quick slit
The Grim Reaper will give you a bit

It's cool to see the tattoo on your wrist
But that ain't nice fighting with your fist
I bet you are just like living in the mist
Only the cops will give your life a twist

Hey, I know life ain't that smooth-sailing
It's pointless to go moaning and wailing
All you need to get is a counselling
Before your great life start failing

Welcome to the counselling session
You ain't giving the wrong impression
Tell me that your life is full of passion
While I'm listening to your confession

Trapped in there I suffocate
Helping you to resuscitate
But the oxygen won't hesitate
Well...I just hope it's not too late

Don't just be a sitting duck
Waiting for your faint luck
Throwing away all your buck
Tell you, life ain't really suck









Sunday, June 26, 2011

It's You after A and B


I don't know how you feel
Is it bitter like orange peel?
My heart is not worth a kill
But I can help to pay your bill

I am sitting far, far away
Looking at how your hair sway
Your hair is as hot as ginger
My heart was in total danger

In shopping mall I chew M&M
Me enjoy listening to Eminem
You enjoy listening to Song Hye-kyo
Playing with the thin string of yoyo

Tell me you like rose or tulip
So that my mind won't slip
Oh, I don't know how to dance
God, my mind is in a trance

I've started to fall for you
Just like I love cordon bleu
I think it's you after A and B
Are you my girlfriend-to-be?



Saturday, June 25, 2011

Epic Conversations


Girl: I'm not slim and sexy.
Guy: What I'm searching for is not a supermodel.

Girl: I'm not pretty.
Guy: What I'm searching for is not a fairy.

Girl: I don't know how to cook.
Guy: What I'm searching for is not a chef.

Girl: I'm not good in academics.
Guy: What I'm searching for is not a genius.

Girl: I'm not gentle enough.
Guy: What I'm searching for is not a maid.

Girl: Then...what are you searching for?
Guy: I'm searching for you...Coz all I need is you.

(Seen on Facebook, translated from Chinese language)


My Advices:
1. Guys, just be yourself, be gentle and be romantic to the one you loved...Girls love sweet things like ice-cream, chocolates, candies and of course your sweet words. Be creative...Sometimes, a simple gifts will even melt her heart like peanut butter under the hot sun...Pricey gifts are not always an option...XD

2. Girls, appreciate the one and only guy that always stay by your side, give a shoulder for you to lean on and listen to you...whenever you were in the tears of happiness or sadness...Be confidence...A guy won't choose to love you, if you are not special to him...Useful gifts are more practical than pricey gifts...XD

3. Always spend some time to communicate, laugh and joke with your loved ones ( don't forget your parents too), even if both individuals were busy with own life...Coz that shows how much you love and care...

4. Be honest and trustworthy in a relationship...Girl friends/ Boy friends aren't your kindergarten playmates...Even Pinocchio knows when to stop telling lies...Coz he knows having a long nose is not charming at all...

5. Guys, don't be a green-eyed monster like The Hulk...Coz the moment you showed your jealousy, you were exposing your lack of confidence to the guy, that might walk away with your girl; Girls, unleash your jealousy...Coz that shows how much you were in love with your man...And you will scare your competitors away...XD

Easier said than done...Why not prove it now? XD

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Si Botak 洗波大


原来
发型对一个人的形象那么重要
一旦剪了botak (波大)
拍照时
面部表情僵硬
皮笑肉不笑
露出诡异的笑容
女生们都会异口同声地
叫你变态佬
哈哈哈(我真的那么变态吗?)


何谓变态呢?
日语就是hentai
但变态这词
基本上
用不到在我身上
虽然有时候我说话
带有戏弄、嘲笑的语气
但我唯一能自豪的
就是我尊重女生


我不曾调戏女生
不曾言语或肢体上
骚扰过任何人
哇哈哈
所以我是清白的
这一次3号头只是
一个形象的改变
也是愿望实现后
对神明的一个承诺


想着
这决定是不后悔的
因为我遵守诺言
虽不是一个完全信神者
但我接受他的庇佑
对了
就像钱一样
花了要努力奋斗地去赚回
头发失去了却能自然长回




Wednesday, June 22, 2011

不说话


不说话
不代表
我哑巴


不说话
不代表
我无情


不说话
不代表
我失意


不说话
不代表
我肤浅


不说话
不代表
我厌倦


不说话
不代表
我悲伤


不说话
不代表
我愤怒


不说话
不代表
我害羞


不说话
不代表
没话题


不说话
是因为
我深思


不说话
是因为
我疲倦


不说话
是因为
我生病


不说话
是因为
我了解


不说话
是因为
我观察


不说话
是因为
我聆听


不说话
是因为
我微笑


不说话
是因为
我忍耐


不说话
是因为
不相识

Sunday, June 19, 2011

第一天开学


Pem (BC) 17 女1男(2009年)


果然在我预料之中
有些人换了新发型
有些人穿了新衣服
但每个人脸上挂着
都是很灿烂的笑容
我则耍酷在旁观察

虽然未知考试成绩
只知道华语过关了
多谢小周报的喜讯
但未知自己是黑羊
也许老杨还未公布
只愿他“口”下留情

小周依然口齿伶俐
抛问题犹如抛飞镖
找不到杰费理医生
原来他娘亲过世了
手语专家阿美先生
逗趣搞笑还扮鹦鹉

第一天新学期开始
以茫茫的心期待着
但我脚步轻快得很
内心的修罗沸腾着
准备迎接它的到来
重燃内心里的决心






Saturday, June 18, 2011

明天开学了


回忆-2年前


光阴似箭
明天师范学院又开学了
突然感觉有点不习惯
在家三个星期了
星期日是周末
而吉打州、吉兰丹州和丁加奴州
则似乎与众不同
一大清早就要起床了
准备上课去
话说一个马来西亚
但就连每一州的周末都不能统一
也许是一个马来“狭”吧


明天一早
肯定又和班上那17朵花见面
在想着每个都还是那么苗条
还是Kungfu Panda般可爱了?
3个星期在家里闲着
好吃、好住、好睡
同学们遇到了
肯定有聊不完的话题
肯定有人换了新发型
肯定有人换了新衣裳
有人在微笑、傻笑、冷笑
有人在发呆、发梦、发福
有人在自闭、自恋、自慰


看见老杨
我的心里战战兢兢
希望我这一次
不再被宣布是班上的黑羊
从小学到师范
考试与我们形影不离
在考场上每个人都是黑马
但混在黑马当中
必定有一只黑羊
现在我只能默默祈祷
只求考试过关
讽刺的是
考试就能决定
一个未来教师的优秀吗?


想着想着
疑神疑鬼、杞人忧天
2012世界末日吗?
放马过来吧
反正一生只能死一次
有人会大难不死
避过死神和灾难
预言和预感存在了
明天还是一样过
与其在这胡言乱语
倒不如熨衣去
毕竟明天开学了


人的一生有成有败
教师和企业家
毫无分别,谁都一样
在那意气风发、风采迷人的一刻
也曾经拥有堕落、颓废的一刹那
只要越战越勇
过着快乐而中庸的师范生活
何乐而不为呢?