Virus

With your body size as tiny as flea and tick
Giving me surprise like some horror flicks

Slipping through my body like oil and slick
Attacking my immune system, makes me sick

I can search for your identity with just a click

Trying to boast, you're just a Napoleon's dick

Hope you punch harder, but you slap like a chick

You don't know my body is as hard as a brick

Never try to attack me with just a toothpick

You tear open my wound, I'll put salt and lick

I don't need a doctor and a needle to be pricked

My body heals fast without spells and magick

Well, maybe I should give you a roundhouse kick...