Met A Hottie?

Rather than ogling at the hottie waitress, why not enjoying my desserts??? 

Just a new kid in the big city

Imagining myself on a Ducati

While I'm eating my spaghetti

Served hot with beef patty

Cheesy, peppery and meaty

For my eyes, I really feel pity

Yea, the waitress is just a hottie

Her pony tail makes her a sweetie

Wink to her, feeling a bit naughty

I know I shouldn't behave nasty

Smiling to her, an act of witty

Well, the dessert is really tasty...

Witch-Hunter

I had worked as a blacksmith and a mason

A witch had murdered my friend named Jason

His body was discovered headless and frozen

I was forced to drink and swallow the poison

Sent to the prison, I was accused and chosen

Locked up in the dungeon for treason

For years, I tried to survive in prison

I am now an avenging beast of brazen

Releasing me for witch-hunting season

The right choice for my birthday present

Our Friendship

Thinking about you before going to sleep

Telling you: Good Night, my tongue slips

Having a foul mouth, call me a black sheep

Call you on the phone, just hear a long beep 

The only clue you left to me is your hair clip

Getting locked up in the dungeon's keep

I will save you from the mountain's deep

I can buy you a dinner, but not a ship

No roses, no wine and no tortilla chips

Maybe that is all about our friendship...