Eating my breakfast, toast with strawberry jam
Planning my lunch, maybe some cakes made from yam
Thinking of my dinner, I'll cook fried rice with ham
Waking up early in the morning to avoid traffic jam
Keeping me alert and fresh, bathing with water from dam
All of my students, only one look as meek as lamb
Their innocent smiles will be captured by my cam
Without any signals and signs, the lecturers suddenly came
Knowing my strength and weakness, ready to get slammed
But it's not as hurt as if knocked by a battle ram...
